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Today instead of ghost stories, I will share some jokes instead. Lets laugh out loud. =)
Age Cruise
A man and his wife, now in their 60`s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Ugly People
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."
Drunkard
Daniel wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed.
Daniel looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
LoveYou!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
Daniel asks: "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says: "Well, you came home around 3 am drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black
eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Daniel asks: "So,why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies" "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you said,"LADY,LEAVE ME ALONE,I"M
MARRIED!!"(Guys you better memorise this till it becomes second nature.)
MORAL of the tale:
Self-induced hangover -- $100.00
Broken furniture -- $2,000.00
Breakfast -- $10.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk -- PRICELESS
Tat Hong blogged on Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Today I am suppose to meet my rangers out for swimming.
But too bad, it rain.
So end up we just meet up for dinner. 3 guys only.
Haiz.
The other 2 baka pang seh us.
Looking forward to my 2 days work week next week. =)
Tat Hong blogged on Wednesday, November 17, 2010
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Its time to move on.
Will try my best to forget.
Eyes open big big searching for new targets. =)
Tat Hong blogged on Monday, November 15, 2010
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Last time in my old office, I always left alone in office because my boss always go KL on business trip. Then one day, that happen to be the 1st day of ghost Seventh month. A client called and I picked up the call, then he booked a hotel after that I hang up the phone, when i was writing his booking form. I sweep my hair away with my finger and suddenly..ouch! One of the hair goes through my skin and prick my finger bleeding, how did it happen? I thought it was nothing and continue working, suddenly, I heard a sound..WOOOOOO, then I was very scared, but thought to myself that I must be hallucinating. It was 12pm then.
Then I continue working and halfway, I saw a red figure outside, I thought someone pass by only. But it keep pushing its face against my office side door, as my office door is tinted glass so I cannot see clearly but blur. Many people walk past as it is lunch time, I saw a guy in red, then i compare against the red figure and OMG!! why does the red figure walk differently from the man? It looks like floating instead of walking.
I very scared and I keep looking at it and i think it know I looking at it because it keep pushing its face against the tinted glass like trying to bang through the door!! I very scare as it keep floating outside like nobody business. Many people walk pass but ignore it, it floated outside for nearly half an hour. I cried and called my sister to come to my workplace and help me.
She came half an hour ago and the red figure floated away after she left. The next day I still have to go back to work as my manager still not back from KL. But I resigned and the third day I left the company. Then a friend told me that place was haunted.
Tat Hong blogged on Sunday, November 14, 2010
I know the word "sorry" have lose its power now.
Afterall, it is me who let you down.
You did no wrong.
Seeing you are so much happier now as compare to the past,
I don't mind to continue and be the bad guy.
All I want is you to be happy.
That's all.
Because I still love you.
Tat Hong blogged on Sunday, November 14, 2010
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